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(hed) p.e. – Bartender (2025 Version) (2025) | Track profile | Dork

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(hed) p.e.
New and Improved
Bartender (2025 Version)

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Bartender (2025 Version)

Release date: 4th April 2025

From New and Improved

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"Bartender (2025 Version)" is a track by (hed) p.e., from the album New and Improved, released 4th April 2025. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

Bartender (2025 Version)

Ain't nothing working

Ain't nothing right

There's a hole in me that I can't fill

No matter how hard I try

Hey bartender hit me with a double

And introduce me to that girl with the bubble

I'm looking for trouble tonight

No momma don't trust me tonight

You be the center baby

I'd be the quarterback

Hike hit the tailback

Watch it on playback

Jah smash that hitting that redbone

Up in the endzone biting on the collarbone

I just want your company

I want you to comfort me

Just come with me

Hey bartender hit me with another

I just about had to kill this brother

Shit I'm looking for trouble tonight

No mama don't trust mе tonight

You be the beauty, baby

I'd bе the beast, I'm a freak

Take it to the bedroom

Take it to the streets

Take it like a man muthafucker

Yo bitch chose me muthafucker

I just want your company

I want you to comfort me

Just come with me

I just want your company

I want you to comfort me

Just come with me

Take me there, take me with you

I can't be alone tonight

I can't trust myself tonight

I can't trust myself tonight

Baby please don't trust me tonight

Take me there, take me with you

I can't be alone tonight

I can't trust myself tonight

I can't trust myself tonight

No you can't trust me tonight

Ain't nothing working

Ain't nothing right

There's a whole in me that I can't fill

No matter how hard I try

There ain't nothing sweeter

There ain't nothing wrong

All the pain that I receive it keeps me strong

It keeps me moving on

I just want your company

I want you to comfort me

Just come with me

I just want your company

I want you to comfort me

Just come with me

I just want your company

I want you to comfort me

Just come with me

Comfort me

Just come with me

Comfort me

Just come with me

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Track details

From New and Improved

2025

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Album

New and Improved

Release year

2025

—Back in Black
—Just Can't Get Enough
—Just a Friend
—Red Red Wine
—I Ran (So Far Away)
—You Shook Me All Night Long
—Time After Time
—I Melt with You
—Every Breath You Take
—Bartender (2025 Version)
—Raise Hell (2025 Version)
—Always on My Mind

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