Uglykid

[Chorus: Hobo Johnson & Elohim]

Baby, make me feel like the way that you do

You look so pretty, awfully pretty

Sitting in your throne size stoop

But I'm an ugly kid

(He's an ugly kid, such an ugly kid)

Ugly enough to not wanna exist

I'm an ugly kid (He's an ugly kid)

And you're that pitch perfect angel

Singing your classic smashing hit and now I'm glad I exist

[Verse 1: Hobo Johnson]

Your eyes twinkle like all your tears from last night

But if I make you cry again, I think that I might just die

I'm such a fucking ugly kid

(He's an ugly kid, such an ugly kid)

Ugly enough to just wanna just quit, I'm an ugly kid

And you're like a summer sunset in Stockholm

I'm like being stuck in fucking Bakersfield and walking home

[Chorus: Hobo Johnson & Elohim]

Baby, make me feel like the way that you do

You look so pretty, awfully pretty

Sitting in your throne size stoop

But I'm an ugly kid

(He's an ugly kid, such an ugly kid)

Ugly enough to not wanna exist

I'm an ugly kid (he's an ugly kid)

And you're that pitch perfect angel

Singing your classic smashing hit and now I'm glad I exist

[Verse 2: Hobo Johnson]

Nothing helps make up minds like roses or a lot of time

But I will just be sitting here and not close to you or somewhere near

'Cause if you get too close to a lovely bird, it flies away

A bird I should've been glad to see

Instead of sad it wants to leave

You should be happy

Even if it's all without me

[Outro: Hobo Johnson & Elohim]

Baby, make me feel like the way that you do

You look so pretty, awfully pretty

Sitting in your throne size stoop, stoop, stoop, stoop, stoop

(He's an ugly kid, such an ugly kid)

Listen to this fucking trumpet

Holy shit

(He's an ugly kid, such an ugly kid)

You're so pretty (I'm just kidding)

You're not ugly

Yeah, that was the story of the kid who, fucking, was real chunky growing up (You're so pretty)

And then gets older, and guess what?

He's a little less chunky

Pretty, pretty, pretty

You're so pretty