Bitches

[Intro: Deuce]

Bitches, I hope you know

Bitches, I hope you know

[Chorus: Deuce]

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that, ho

Baby, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that, ho

Shorty, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

[Verse 1: Funny Man]

Yo, I'm up in the club and the party's jumping

Bitches passing by and they're eyeball-fucking

I'm drinking Cristal, now they're trying to kiss me

Saying, "Funny Man, can you sign my titties?"

Now I got four bitches in the back of my Rover

The Fantastic Four saying "Funny, can I blow you?"

Three were preppy and one was scene

So three for me and one for Charlie

[Verse 2: Charlie Scene]

This girl's seventeen, now I'm a pedophile

Now she's showing me her tits, I think this girl's gone wild

I whipped out my dick, and her jaw hit the floor

Acting like she never seen a magnum before (Charlie!)

Turn off the lights and now I'm gonna film it

Turn on the night-vision like she's Paris Hilton

Funny Man walked in and said, "Chupa mi pito"

Then she munched on his dick like a macho burrito (Fuck yeah!)

[Chorus: Deuce]

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that, ho

Baby, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that, ho

Shorty, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

[Verse 3: Johnny 3 Tears]

Now I'm Cadillaxing, candle waxing

I like your fat ass, bitch, grab my jacket

And grab a taxi, get in the backseat

Fuck, suck dick, lick, man we nasty

Drive fast please 'cause this booze is not lasting

One too many shots and I seem to be passing

I think this chick is down, yeah, she's down for the threesome

I call the homie J just to see if he needs some

[Verse 4: J-Dog & Shady Jeff]

J-J-J-Just got back coming from the bar

Rubbing on this chickie's titties in the back of her car

But, but your first mistake: you said you liked my band

The second was you put my Undead dick in your hand

And I'm taking secret pics on my cellular phone

I got my fingers in places where they don't belong (Wrong hole!)

Horny as fuck, pressing my luck

Need my dick sucked, so bitch give it up! (Yeah!)

[Chorus: Deuce]

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that, ho

Baby, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that, ho

Shorty, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

[Bridge: Deuce]

Let's both get faded 'cause you know that I want you

Let's both get naked, girl, you know that you want to

Baby, we can have a party tonight

I wanna hit it cause I know that it's tight

Baby, we can have a party tonight

I wanna hit it all night, all night, all night, all night

[Chorus: Deuce]

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that, ho

Baby, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that, ho

Shorty, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here

Don't stop yet, I'm almost there

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone