No Beef

[Intro]

Well, that's true, that’s why we never have no beef

Yo

My particular life has always been mad better when I've been vegan

I'm talkin’ 'bout my life

Sex has been better, creativity's been better, health has been better

Social atmosphere has been better

[Verse 1]

You can keep that beef, keep that flesh

Keep that meat, keep that death

I don't care how many hours it's been since I've been fed

I don't care if it's organic or if it’s grass-fed

I had to give it up, it messes with my stomach

It messes with my gut, it messes with my gullet

It’s bad for the entirety of my internal constitution

Plus it's said that the cow farts are terrible pollution

The health results can be severe

The correlations with cancer are obvious and clear

I know you’re thinkin', "Why you speaking? No one even asked you"

But that's nowhere near as bad as killing beings when you don't have to

They pump ’em with hormones

It's horrible

You're poisoning your spirit

If it weren't for the seasoning, you'd never go near it

[Chorus]

Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef

Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef

Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef

Well, that's true

[Verse 2]

Look at our teeth, look at our intestines

If you have any doubts, if you have any questions

We naturally have an herbivore's anatomy

I'm just telling the truth, don't be mad at me

It's been said that everyone'd be vegan if slaughterhouses were made of glass

But I'm afraid the reason for it is even more sordid: Slaughterhouses are made of cash

It's more expensive for Kobe and Angus

Allegedly they're less dangerous

Kids are better off taking candy from strangers

Adults will probably find their body going through changes

People love to point to history as if it's something they personally recollect

But luxury is different from necessity, and what's on your grill was killed without honor and respect

[Chorus]

Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef

Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef

Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef

Well, that's true

[Verse 3]

Some men feel like eating beef is manly

Doing things because you think they're manly

Isn't very manly

It's said that most adult intestines contain pounds of undigested beef

That is no joke

That is so gross

Don't argue with me about protein

It makes me think you can't read

This is not 12 B.C. 

There is B12 in seaweed

There is so much evidence

That beef has contributed to the prevalence

Of the epidemic of chronic disease

Wanna murder your dreams? Have a burger and cheese

[Chorus]

Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef

Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef

Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef

Well, that's true