Second Day of Christmas

[Verse]

That's not freedom

I see you all join 'em

I guess you can't beat 'em

So much for Antietam

Don't call me conceited

'Cause I ain't conceding

If something misleading

I think I'd miss leading

If I remained seated

Like I'm in agreement

That would be so grievous

I'm voicing my grievance

Instead of being quiet

You feel you're required

To make me compliant

Feel free to come try it

I triumph

All that bias

Joe Biden

I don't buy it

It's just clowns trying to build a empire

It is more sound taking down the entire

House of cards, I'm fitting to cause it all to expire

That's a better look, I'm looking out for tripwire

Leaving those squares without no spares and a flat tire

Cultivate the suntan for the vampire

Come to lend a hand 'til the whole plan to distract fam backfires

Big facts the big fat liars who stand pat and preach towards choirs

Are so tired

Sometimes

You may have to be outside before the sunrise

Rise and shine

When it come time for you to take sides better not be shy

Better decide

Better say hi and not hide

Before you end up hogtied which is a hard time

To end up in a porcine bind

Now you're paying court fines for the hundred twenty fourth time

Fire in the furnace furnishing the pork rind

I'm just being earnest like I'm Ernest Borgnine

One time

For your mind and mine

The tourists who arrived through divine design

And wound up alongside your stank behind

Thrown together like Frankenstein

So being frank is

Fine

[Outro]

Peace God

Keep it frank like Frank Drebin from the files of Police Squad

Now that wasn't so hard