Nobody Likes the Opening Band

Oh, come and see the opening band
Now that you've got your tickets
And beverages in hand
They look so tired, sound uninspired
Guitars are secondhand
'Cause no one likes an opening band

Nobody likes the opening band
Their set time's far too early
And I've never heard of them
And chances are they won't go far
Career is sure to end
'Cause no one likes an opening band

Oh, unfamiliar things will make us nervous
But singing here for you gives me a purpose, so...

Take pity on the opening bands
'Cause no one came to see them
Except their mom and dad
But if you lend an ear
And give them just one little chance
You may just like the
You may just like the
You may just like the opening band