Doctor Oz

[Verse 1]

I want a Letterman jacket so bad that it hurts

And I hate my mom cause she makes me wear these shirts

I go to school, just to get picked on

Every day they make me feel like I don’t belong

They hate me, because I’m different

The adults around me, they don’t hear me, they ain’t listening

To get love, you better be popular

I'd love to see my name one day in the [monica?]

But I’ma need some basketball shorts

A cheerleader too, and a basketball shirt

A box of Newports, and a Gatorade sport

And a new pair of Jordans and a basketball court

Then the girl, who will find me attractive

Love from my peers, you know, the whole package

I got the code to happiness, and I could crack it

And all of this comes with the Letterman jacket

[Chorus]

And as they all grow older, the truth will be understood

'Cause we never turn out the way we thought we would

[Verse 2]

I want a new nose and a brand new car

That could drive myself and seen away so far

I wanna be loved, I wanna new start

A Botox mind and a silicone heart

We got Collagen celebs, and liposucked stars

I’m just lookin' for my own Wizard of Oz

To give me courage, forget a brain

Give me a straight nose, and take away pain

Give me a big butt, and a little-bitty waist

Give me some glory, with a prettier face

Give me a bottle of tequila and a cup and don’t smile

Give you the camera, give me a new FaceBook profile

Give me some big breasts, and some tight clothes

And I’ll have a boyfriend and friends and just pose in front of stores

And we’ll be loved, just wait

Please, Doctor Oz, can you make my nose straight?

[Chorus]

And as they all grow older, the truth will be understood

'Cause we never turn out the way we thought we would

[Verse 3]

I want a football, I want to be thuggin’

Fuck it, I want an Easy-Bake Oven

I want to be loved by my dad

But my dad said he can’t love no fag

So I’ma have to hide who my real self is

And hide who I like, but I can’t help it

Doctor Oz, can you make me not gay?

Make me normal and take this pain away

Cause when ya disdained, every day it rains

And I don’t want to be better, I just want to be the same

Mister Wiz, I wanna live in a normal way

Normal, according to those others that pray

But your blessings and needles just take character away

So I would rather be different in a similar way

Being gay is cool with me, so let me say

Fuck a football, I'll take an Easy-Bake any day

[Chorus]

And as they all grow older, the truth will be understood

'Cause we never turn out the way we thought we would