New Paint

One, two

At the station, you can meet her

With that smile, you couldn't cheat her

Woman so kind

Is hard to find

It’s good to take a girl

In the not-so-very-good world

For a walk in the park

Until it gets dark

Well, sometimes, I feel ugly and old

Excuse me if I'm acting too bold

My head gets hot, but my feet are not cold

Excuse me if you will

Take a breather on the bench

Helps to build up the suspense

The two of you go

To a movie show

If she's a woman, there’s a chance

That she maybe likes to dance

So you go to the hall

And you outstep 'em all

Ain't no hullabaloo, I ain't no hoi polloi

Try any trick, I'll pull any ploy

I'm a used-up twenty-first century boy

Oh, excuse me if you will

She takes you home to meet the folks

Laughing at the father's jokes

Shall we watch TV?

Yeah, it's alright with me

You’re gonna leave, you’re gonna miss her

In the doorway, try to kiss her

Aw, it tastes so good

Just like you knew it would

Oh, to be sixteen again, I'd give my eyetooth

I’m a little uncool, I'm a little uncouth

I'm tired and I'm hungry and I’m looking for my youth

Oh, excuse me if you will

At the station, you can meet her

With that smile, you couldn't cheat her

A woman so kind

Is hard to find