The Quarantine Anthem

So everybody's staying inside

Just had a wank for like the 8th time

I wanna go outside, hang with my friends

Before I… lose my mind

I tried to make an order online

But there's no toilet paper in sight

Don't tell my roommate miles

But I used his dog when I wiped.. my behind

Yeah, I've be so lonely, In quarantine

I ordered Uber Eats, for company

My mums been calling me

And asking me if I'm alright

I wanna go outside

But I'm not trying to die

So I'm just gonna lay in bed

Hang with my friends over Skype

So be my quaran-tine

My body's sanitised

I guess I gotta work from home

S-- on the phone every night

I wanna go outside

I think I'm slowly losing my mind

I just watched mean girls for the 9th time

Swear I got so much time

I could find the cure if I tried… nah, I'm fine

Yeah, I've be so lonely, In quarantine

I ordered Uber Eats, for company

My mums been calling me

And asking me if I'm alright

I wanna go outside

But I'm not trying to die

So I'm just gonna lay in bed

Hang with my friends over skype

So be my quaran-tine

My body's sanitised

I guess I gotta work from home

S-- on the phone every night

I wanna go outside