My Cat (94)

[Intro]

My cat

Cool cat

Good cat

Pussy cat

[Verse 1]

When I see him walking

Makes no sense to me

My cat is everywhere

He can waterski

[Pre-Chorus]

My cat is amazing

He can play the guitar

He may not be an actor

But he's a pussy superstar!

[Refrain]

My cat

Cool cat

[Verse 2]

My cat is everywhere

Sees what he can see

He may not be an actor

We watch him on TV

[Pre-Chorus]

My cat is amazing

He can play the guitar

He may not be an actor

But he's a pussy superstar!

[Chorus]

My cat isn’t crazy

He's everything to me

My cat reads the bible

And he thinks it’s so funny

He isn't very good

He isn't very smart

He may not be Picasso

But he is a work of art

[Bridge]

I’d fuck him if I could

[Refrain]

My cat

Cool cat

Good cat

Pussy cat!

[Verse 3]

When I see him walking

Makes no sense to me

My cat is everywhere

He can waterski

[Pre-Chorus]

My cat is amazing

He can play the guitar

He may not be an actor

But he's a pussy superstar!

[Chorus]

My cat isn’t crazy

He's everything to me

My cat reads the bible

And he thinks its so funny

He isn't very good

He isn't very smart

He may not be Picasso

But he is a work of art

[Outro]

My cat is handsome

He can play the guitar

He can sometimes even fix the blender!

He can eat a whole watermelon!

My cat, my cat!