Red Neck Friend

[Verse 1]

Pretty little one

How has it all begun?

They're teaching you how to walk

But you're already on the run

Little one

What you gonna do?

Little one

Honey, it's all up to you

[Verse 2]

Now your daddy's in the den

Shootin' up the evening news

Mama's with a friend

Lately she's been so confused

Little one

Come on and take my hand

Well, I may not have the answer

But I believe I got a plan

[Chorus]

Well honey you shake and I'll rattle

And we'll roll on down the line

And see if we can't get in touch

With a very close friend of mine

But let me clue you in, it ain't like him

To argue or pretend

Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend

[Verse 3]

Well they've got a little list of all those things

Of which they don't approve

Well they've got to keep their eyes on you

Or you might make your move

Little one

I really wish you would

Little one

I think the damage would do you good

[Chorus]

Well honey you shake and I'll rattle

And we'll roll on down the line

We're going to forget all about the battle

It's gonna feel so fine

'Cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink

Eleven on a scale of ten

Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend

[Guitar solo]

[Chorus]

Honey you shake and I'll rattle

And we'll roll on down the line

I'm going to try to swing you up into my saddle

And then we'll run but you'll think we're flyin'

Now honey don't just stand there

Lookin' like this dream will never end

Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend

I said, honey let met introduce you to my redneck friend