Ain't Here to Talk

[Verse 1]

I been watchin' these wannabe cowboys

Getting turned down like a radio

I been sittin' here watching you

Thinking of one or two new ways to say no

But you been tappin' them Tony Lamas

You got one thing on your mind

And girl, with that body, can't believe nobody's

Asked you to dance all night

[Chorus]

So let's get ya out there on a hardwood

Spread around a little sawdust

Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should

Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us

These boys don't know how to two-step

Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk

'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines

And you ain't here to talk (Nah)

[Post-Chorus]

Step, step to the left

Step, step to the right

[Verse 2]

Yeah, I could ask if you fell from Heaven

Where you're hidin' them angel wings (Where they at?)

I could say you look like Loretta Lynn, circa 1973

I could buy you another fruity drink

But you been drinkin' free here all night long

I'd rather use that money to keep the band country

Playin' your favorite songs

[Chorus]

So let's get ya out there on a hardwood

Spread around a little sawdust

Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should

Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us

These boys don't know how to two-step

Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk

'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines

And you ain't here to talk

[Post-Chorus]

Step, step to the left

Step, step to the right

[Bridge]

(Hey guitar player, gimme some of that guitar)

Yeah, a little less conversation

Slide to the left, slide to the right

[Chorus]

So let's get ya out there on a hardwood

Spread around a little sawdust

Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should

Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us

These boys don't know how to two-step

Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk

'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines

And you ain't here to talk

Nah, I ain't here to drop pickup lines

And you ain't here to talk

[Post-Chorus]

Step, step to the left

Step, step to the right

[Outro]

Yeah, I got some new dance moves over here

Yeah, you haven't seen 'em yet, just wait