Things I Hate

[Verse 1]

I hate pizza, it's so fucking bad

I hate eating dessert at the restaurant I just had

I hate cold leftovers, caramel makes me gag

But don't you get me started on meat and plastic bags

Fuck strawberry milkshakes, it's like ice cream blood

And fuck egg salad, it's wet, cold and tough

Sorry olives, fucking hate JetBlue

Cottage cheese can suck my dick and so can cheese that's blue

[Chorus]

These are the things I hate

These are the things I hate (I hate it)

Olive tapenade is gay

These are the things I hate

[Verse 2]

Hard-boiled eggs, more like soft soiled shit

Is this some fucking test? Are they supposed to smell like this?

Alfredo hurts my chest, come on, I'm a Jew

Candy cane is devil's rot, just take the gun and chew

And fruit cake is evil, why does it exist?

White chocolate is lethal, I think I have a zyst

I fucking hate this garbage truck, it's fucking loud as shit

[Chorus]

These are the things I hate (Fuck baked ziti too)

These are the things I hate

Olive tapenade is gay (It's so fucking gay)

These are the things I hate

These are the things I hate (And cotton candy can suck my dick)

These are the things I hate

Pray the tapenade away (Repent)

These are the things I hate

[Post-Chorus]

Fucking take it away

I fucking hate it

Ah, I hate this shit so much

Fuck

[Outro]

I know you guys fucking hate something

I know you do, you can't not hate something

Not all of you can be positive all the time

It's okay to hate things

I hate baked ziti

I hate margarita pizza

And most of all I hate the fucking heat

Okay, I hate it, you could always add layers

But once you're naked, you're fucking done for, okay

You don't have to hate the same things as me

You probably fucking don't

But I know you hate something

And I want you to fucking scream it

Ah