Fit Ain't One Thing

[Verse 1]

Spent my last thirty dollars for a ticket on a greyhound

Tried to get due north, everything’s gone southbound

Finally found my woman at a truck stop diner

With a stone on her finger looking bigger than China

[Chorus]

Bring it on Jesus, won’t you give it to me?

My skin is twice as thick as it’s got any right to be

If it ain’t one thing, it’s another

If it ain’t one thing, it’s another

[Verse 2]

Caught a Westbound ride in a blood-red Astro

Thought we’d go to Vegas but he dropped me in the Castro

Got high with a hussy and she gave me a gun

Then we robbed a bank, now we’re on the run

[Verse 3]

Lord don’t bring me home yet, still not ready to return

I know heaven’s gates awaits

But I’ve still got hellfire to burn

You can hang me from the gallows, you can drown me in the sea

My skin is twice as thick as it’s got any right to be

[Chorus]

If it ain’t one thing, it's another (One thing it's another)

If it ain’t one thing, it’s another (One thing it's another)

If it ain’t one thing, it’s another (One thing it's another)

If it ain’t one thing, it’s your mother (One thing it's your mother)

[Bridge]

If seen things that ain’t no one s’posed to see

I’ve slept alone when nobody wanted me

Now that every bubble’s burst

I still expect the worst

But at least I’m walking free

[Pre-Chorus]

Sometimes you look around, there’s not much left to fight

Sometimes you can’t explain the things you did last night

Just keep in mind that every left turn will be right on, brother

If it ain’t one thing, it’s another

[Chorus]

If it ain’t one thing (One thing), must be something (Something)

If it ain’t one thing (One thing), it’s another

If it ain’t one thing (One thing), must be something (Something)

If it ain’t one thing (One thing), it’s your mother

[Post-Chorus]

Sometimes you look around, there’s not much left to fight

Sometimes you can’t explain the things you did last night

Just keep in mind, boy, every left turn will be right on, brother

If it ain’t one thing, it’s another

[Outro]

One thing (One thing, one thing, something), it’s another

One thing (One thing, one thing, something), it’s another