Maria

There’s a Malayan stripper of sex unknown

Some Siamese twins from a broken home

Maria’s party, what a show going down

Maria loves her life, but she’ll show you how

There’s a strong man tearing himself into pieces

A magician who will spin you on the end of his spinderly fingers

There’s a show going on

Maria loves her life, she’ll show you how, how, how

There’s a high wire act on the telephone wire

And another Buddhist monk has set himself on fire

There’s a fakir outside being buried alive

Maria’s mad aunt has yet to arrive

A dahlia that dances, and a frog with wings

A bear in a tutu that just loves to sing, karaoke

Maria loves her life, and that’s all, and that’s all, and that’s all

La La La La La La La etc

You will love her forever when the scene hits your town

La La La La La La La etc

You will love her forever

You will all love her forever

Maria’s Party

And that’s all