Miss America

Miss America's wearing thin

She's all tiaras and glamour

Can't stop the boss from keeping his hands off

It's all snakes, no ladders

Miss America says live the dream

So long as you're born white

Killed the natives and jailed the slaves

Moved more to the right

May God bless you

And your golden sons

May God bless you

And your love of guns

May God bless you

And your passion for freedom

Sold to the man with the tan

May God bless you

And your golden sons

May God bless you

And your love of guns

May God bless you

And your passion for freedom

Sold to the man with the tan

Looks so good in the photographs

Just smile

Not so good when the lights go down

Heels about to break

"She's not straight!"

Her judge cries

Miss America's rescue plan

Rocket ships to Mars

Fouled the nest so we'll start again

With billionaires and film stars