Chili Dog

Make my bed out of Wonder Bread

Spread some mustard upon my head

I don't want no onions or sauerkraut, mama

Hold on to the bun, baby, work it on out

I'm a chili dog

I guess you guessed by now, babe

Sure enough, I'm a chili dog

Look at me, delicious

Don't get jealous

Better not up and get overzealous

Watch out now you all

Come on now fella

Pass me down the relish

Don't read no Ann Landers

Just don't feed me no Colonel Sanders

I am not trying to fool you's

Don't bring home no Orange Julius

Got to havin' one more time

Get on down again, woh, woh, chili dog baby

Yes indeed, I want a chili dog, yeah

Talking about stone delicious, good for you too