[Verse 1]
Don't try to feel sorry if it's never what you wanted
I've been down this road before and I still got my profit
Shaved one leg in April and I haven't worn shorts since
I fear their parents say things that aren't worth their business
I think I'm going crazy
I'll grow my hair down to my shoulders, never shave my head again
My head's shaped like a boulder
[Verse 2]
I'm looking for a new house (I'm chasing after Realtors)
My map is on the dashboard (I wish I went outside more)
As long as I'm around (There's so much that you can do)
As long as I'm around (Teach you how to tie your shoes together)
I've been waiting for thе day that you fall flat on your face
As long as I'm around
You'll always be backseat in first placе
(So if it sounds like I'm threatening you, I am)
[Chorus]
I control your every move, like what you do and what you say
Haven't I told you you need to eat more?
Words that I just made up
Tell your father you love him
Can I come with you to LA?
Even when you don't know what I know
(Rent's due, so, you better pay up)
I know that your friends hate you
Will you buy me a house when you get famous?
Won't somebody please, save us? God?
(What did you do with my son?)
(I don't know)
I love when I have a choice
Like dinner on a college campus
Even when you're gonna do great things as long as I'm around
As long as I'm around, as long as I'm around
As long as I'm around, as long as I'm around
As long as I'm around, as long as I'm around
As long as I'm around, as long as I'm around
As long as I'm around