Sacred Math

Spring Break '81

I poured a quart of St. Ives in a squirtgun

Pushing my parole to up and down road one

Getting girls drunk on that old blood red malt

Spring Break '83

My daddy's laid in bed with a pony

So we stole his Pontiac and went to Coco Beach

And we didn't come home for 6 goddamn weeks

Spring Break '85

We were torn up 'cause our granddaddy died

He would have wanted us to party

So we drank for 6 six nights

On the 7th day we rested like God would have liked

Spring Break '89

We were chopping crab legs in the lines

The Old Bay did burn and we bled out our eyes

But we agree it was a really great time

Spring Break '91

She got the caddy from her daddy

Stole the ____ from her mom

We were parked in White Cross just for whatever the fuck

Hoping to hallucinate and praying:

Never throw up

Spring Break '93

Saw some mischief up on BET

Roy Barry got married up in Dairy Queen

And the cops got called 'cause the wolf was in the jeep

Spring break '95

I lost my virginity to a pretty thing in the neighbors front lawn

We were walking the dog leash, happened to fall

And I missed my curfew 'cause the bitch got stuck in the swamp

Spring Break '99

My boy built a bomb shelter under sunrise to survive

Imagine a future without ____ and time

When your wives stocking up on sex wax in your bag of supplies

Spring Break 2011

____ burns in hell and Ron Jon descends from heaven

And one commandment etched on the Volcom stone

"Spring Break Forever" carved with the wax comb

Sacred Math?

Fuck that, take a bubble bath

Plus 14, 39

Nothing really changed since ____

A strange, strange way to reprieve

With nothing in it's ____

Throw that rope over the tree

And any trespassers will swing there for weeks

We must protect this beach

This is hard, this is all we got

So, link your ____

Dig your trenches in deep

The things are never as they seem

Fucking weather comes and tears apart everything

Wash the earth and start anew

Then we plant the seeds and watch it grow

Same old fucking cycle

Everything falls apart right?

We pray on the weak

And the rest of yal?