Monottone

Lately
You've been feeling
That the bad boys only making you feel badder
(Excuse my grammar)
But baby, you're revealing
That you're looking for a different type of man, yeah

Other guys are crazy, screw them baby
You don't need that raunchy stuff
Too much fun has made you numb
But I think I could sponge it up

I'm so predictable
I'm crazy boring, baby
I push moderation to the extreme
I stick to ritual
My days are all so samey
And I can give you this monotony
I can give you that mundanity

I keep things taxonomic
I've got a list of all the lists I need to make
And baby, you need things monochromic
So come and live your life in fifty shades of gray
(I don't mean the sexy way)

Look at the pie chart of my life
You'll see there's no variables
Wanna track my range with a quantum guage?
You'll see my change is negligible

I'm so predictable
I keep things unsurprising
Fluorescent beige ain't got nothing on me
Totally typical
I'm so unpolarizing
And I can give you that monotony
I can give you that mundanity
(Well, I think that went brilliantly)