Everything's Still Fine

[Skit: Nick Offerman]

Hi

Everything's fine

Everything's fine

Everything is fine

Hey, everybody, everything's fine

Everything is just fine

Hey, everything's fine (fine)

Relax, everything is just fine

You don't have to do anything about issues that don't affect you

Why would you?

Why would you have to do anything about issues that don't directly affect you?

(Don't do anything)

These things figure themselves out (don't say anything)

Do you live in St. Louis? Y'know, I believe that is their problem

Because everything is just fine

And don't think about how other people are feeling and what happens to them, it's not like those are your feelings, y'know?

Because it's what you do, and only you, that matters

Everybody has their own mess, let them clean up their mess, you worry about your bag

(Everything is fine) go ahead, be complacent

(Go ahead) go ahead, be complacent, because everything is just fine

It's fine and dandy

Everything is fine

Everything's fine

If you're receiving notifications to the contrary, you might want to Mute those channels (Mute those channels)

Block those callers (Block those channels)

Because everything is (fine) totally fine (everything is great)

Don't do anything, don't say anything (everything is just fine)

It's fine (it's fine)

They won't come for you, they won't come for you, they won't come for you, they won't come for you, they won't come for you, come for you...