Garfieldcore

[Chorus: Jedwill]

Wake up in the morning feel like Garfield

Sauce on my lasagna I ain't gotta chill

Popping on these grapes and they not pills

Crying to the bank 'cause my stomach ill

-Morning feel like Garfield

Sauce on my lasagna I ain't gotta chill

Popping on these grapes and they not pills

Crying to the bank 'cause my stomach ill

[Verse 1: Jedwill]

I know you wanna be my cat and dog for life

I walk around to see who's cake with a big knife

If you a opp, you a Odie on the westside

Imma have to kick you off of the table to the other side

(Please) Please don't make me diet

Pleasе don't tell me to be quiеt

What's this cat doing, no you don't know me

Don't try to jinx me or you're gonna owe me

[Pre-Chorus: Jedwill]

And Jon's an opp till I die

Yeah I stole that nigga pipe

Got no hoes, no life

Gimmie lasagna or I'll die (Yeah!)

Yeah I'll take a rat's life (Yeah!)

They think I'm soft but I bite (Yeah!)

I'm not gonna tell you twice (Yeah!)

Eat a nigga up, pizza slice

[Chorus: Jedwill, Fraxiom]

Wake up in the morning feel like Garfield

Sauce on my lasagna I ain't gotta chill

Popping on these grapes and they not pills

Crying to the bank 'cause my stomach ill

-Morning feel like Garfield

Sauce on my lasagna I ain't gotta chill

Popping on these grapes and they not pills (Is it my turn yet?)

Crying to the bank 'cause my stomach ill (Wait, no, I'm sorry)

[Verse 2: Fraxiom]

Arelene you don't have a mate yet, come on up to my porch

It's okay take all the catnip, I'll just make Jon buy more

If a mousey come around it's gonna be an eyesore

Sorry Jon but I might just get rat blood on your white floor

Garfield, when I step out everybody notice

And I'm chillin' with Otis

Oh I got too much lasagna, can you hold this

I'm just a cat I don't know what is mitosis (Ayy, ayy, ayy)

Jon just drank my semen

Don't deny it we can see it

(Yeah) Garfield is funny

Comics are number oney

You are my one forever like I'm 20

I hate money (kill Jeff Bezos, kill Jeff Bezos, kill Jeff Bezos, kill Jeff Bezos)

In the circle cat bed where I bunk up

Jedwill told me not to swear, I told him shut the funk up

Chillin' after hours and my kitty tube is skunk up

Buds are in my jar kief, yeah I feel like Garfeef

ICarly, viral like iCarly

If you take away my lasagna I will get snarly

Ask me if I'm working (Hmm...) Hardly!

Chillin' in a litterbox just like I'm in a 'rari