Jeffrey Lewis – Tylenol Pm (2025) | Track profile | Dork

Jeffrey Lewis – Tylenol Pm (2025) | Track profile | Dork

Lyrics

Tylenol Pm

I need my Tylenol PM

I can't sleep now without three of them

I don't know how my life has got here

I'd do anything to just be not here

I know it's my fault I can't sleep

My fault I let her cut so deep

If I was smart, I'd be so tough

But since I'm dumb, I need this stuff

I need those Tylenol PM

I can't sleep now without me and them

I loved her more than I knew how

But it's for sure I've lost her now

These days I can take it calmly

But these nights have no mercy on me

Each night I've tried, I've really lost it

And I just can't survive being this exhausted

So give me Tylenol PM

I won't get through now without them

I know too many pills is bad

But it's less safe to feel this sad

So may dark slumbers grab and hold me

Far from what my partner told me

Far from memories and thought

Just close to this small jar I bought

Of sweet, blue Tylenol PM

I hate endorsing brands like them

But, see, depression and debasement

Has got me doing product placement

It's one or two or three or four

And I'll get through the night for sure

No wife, no kids, no life at all

Now all I've got is Tylenol

There's Cowboy Truckers songs for speed

There's Cube for booze, there's Snoop for weed

There's Prodigy with ketamine

There's Cale and Reed with heroin

Hunter S. had ibogaine

There's Reverend Davis' sweet cocaine

But how can I get great like them?

I just take Tylenol PM

I need her golden arms and ears

I need her silver thoughts and tears

I need her diamond laugh and smile

Not cheap crap from the aspirin aisle

I wish I may, I wish I might

I wish upon the candle light

I wish upon a whisky jar

I wish upon a Ringo Starr

And Charlie Watts and Brian Jones

I wish on all the Rolling Stones

I wish on all the Violent Femmes

I wish on Tylenol PMs

God gave Jews a good headstart

Made some Jews hot and some Jews smart

God gave some Jews Jerusalem

But just gave me Tylenol PM

And I need those Tylenol PM

I can't sleep now without me and them

I loved her more than I knew how

But it's for sure I've lost her now

It's one or two or three or four

Then I'll get through the night for sure

No home, no heart, no hope at all

Now all I've got is Tylenol

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