Sign on the Window

Sign on the window says "Lonely,"

Sign on the door said "No Company Allowed,"

Sign on the street says "why' Don't Own Me,"

Sign on the porch says "Three's A Crowd,"

Sign on the porch says "Three's A Crowd."

Her and her boyfriend went to California

Her and her boyfriend done changed their tune

My best friend said, "Now didn' I warn ya

Brighton girls are like the moon

Brighton girls are like the moon."

Looks like a-nothing but rain . . 

Sure gonna be wet tonight on Main Street . . 

Hope that it don't sleet

Build me a cabin in Utah

Marry me a wife, catch rainbow trout

Have a bunch of kids who call me "Pa,"

That must be what it's all about

That must be what it's all about