Puppy and a Truck

My 40s are kicking my ass
And handing them to me in a margarita glass
I was infatuated with an older man
And then I dated a psychopath

So, I'm 44 in 2020
And thank God I saved up some money
Time to ruminate like
"What the fuck was that?"

Like a shot of good luck
I got a puppy and a truck
If you feel like giving up, shut up
Get a puppy and a truck

I don't fuck with MOPAR, Tesla or Ford
I'm a Chevrolet angel, Lord
Traded my '64 Malibu for a van
And to tell you the truth, that's the only regret I have

I need a dog that's hypoallergenic
In the poodle milieu and photogenic
Don't shed, don't bark, and can play in the band

Like a shot of good luck
I got a puppy and a truck
If you see us rolling up, thumbs up
Puppy and a truck

I don't got no kids, I don't got no kids
I don't got no roots
I'm an orphan, catch me if you can
I'm lacing up my boots

Like a shot of good luck
I got a puppy and a truck
And some unconditional love
Like a shot of good luck
Get a puppy and a truck
If you see us rolling up, say what's up?
Puppy and a truck