King Herod's Song

[HEROD]

Jesus, I am overjoyed to meet you fact to face

You've been getting quite a name all around the place

Healing cripples, cute trick

Raising from the dead, ooh

Oh, and now I understand you're God

Well, at least that's what you said

So you are the Christ

You're the great Jesus Christ

Prove to me that you're divine

Change my water into wine

That's all you need do

And I'll know it's all true

Come on, king of the Jews

Jesus, you just won't believe the hit you made 'round hеre

You're all we talk about, thе wonder of the year

Oh, what a pity if it's all a lie

Still, I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you try

So you are the Christ

You're the great Jesus Christ

Prove to me that you're no fool

Walk across my swimming pool

Do that for me

Then I'll let you go free

Come on, king of the Jews (Hit it, boys!)

I only ask the things I'd ask of any superstar

What is it that you have got that puts you where you are?

Oh, I am waiting

Yes, I'm a captive fan

I'm dyin' to be shown that you are not just any man

So if you are the Christ

Yes, the great Jesus Christ

Feed my household with this bread

You can do it on your head

Or has something gone wrong?

Why do you take so long?

Come on, you king of the Jews

Hey, aren't you scared of me Christ?

Mister wonderful Christ

You're a joke, you're not the Lord

You are nothing but a fraud

Take him away

He's got nothing to say

Get out you king of the—

Get out you king of the—

Get out you king of the Jews

Get out of here!

You're gonna have to do better than that, boy!