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Jimmy Buffett – Money Back Guarantee | Track profile | Dork

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Jimmy Buffett
Boats, Beaches, Bars & Ballads
Money Back Guarantee

TRACK

Money Back Guarantee

From Boats, Beaches, Bars & Ballads

Track 7

4:25

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About This Track

"Money Back Guarantee" is a track by Jimmy Buffett, from the album Boats, Beaches, Bars & Ballads. The track is 4:25 long. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Jimmy Buffett

Jimmy Buffett

Lyrics

Money Back Guarantee

By: Jimmy Buffett, Michael Utley, Will Jennings
1983
One day you'll be glad I came around
I may be the best thing you have found
Ain't much you can count on in this town
I swear I'm speaking from my heart
And I want let you down

Chorus:
My love is guaranteed
You're never going to see the end of me
I've got all you need
Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer
Late-night T.V. hawk-eyed screamer
You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer
I'm money back, money back guaranteed
Money back, money back guaranteed

I just do my best to stay alive
Got a junked out car but you should see me drive
Racing down St. Charles Avenue
Ain't got much but what I got
Will sure be good for you

Chorus:
My love is guaranteed
You're never going to see the end of me
I've got all you need
Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer
Late-night T.V. hawk-eyed screamer
You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer
I'm money back, money back guaranteed
Money back, money back guaranteed

Flyin' down the highway of my dreams
You will find my crazy love
Is always what it seems

Chorus:
My love is guaranteed
You're never going to see the end of me
I've got all you need
Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer
Late-night T.V. hawk-eyed screamer
You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer
I'm money back, money back guaranteed
Money back, money back guaranteed

I'm money back, money back guaran...
Money back, money back guaran...
Money back, (money back) money back guaranteed

Money back, money back guaran...
Money back, money back guaran...
I'm money back, money back guaranteed

Money back, money back guaran...
Money back, money back guaran...
Money back, money back guaranteed

Money back, money back guaran...

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Track details

From Boats, Beaches, Bars & Ballads

4:25

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Album

Boats, Beaches, Bars & Ballads

Track number

7

1Son of a Son of a Sailor
3:24
2Havana Daydreamin'
3:40
3Mañana
4:15
4Treat Her Like a Lady
4:18
5Steamer
4:11
6Jolly Mon Sing
3:17
7Nautical Wheelers
3:36
8Take It Back
4:01
9On a Slow Boat To China
3:59
10Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes
3:17
11Love and Luck
4:40
12The Captain and the Kid
13Trying To Reason With Hurricane Season
4:22
14Boat Drinks
2:39
15One Particular Harbour
5:38
16A Pirate Looks At Forty
3:53
17Lovely Cruise
3:57
—If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
3:27
1Margaritaville
4:11
2Grapefruit - Juicy Fruit
2:57
3Ragtop Day
3:07
4Frank and Lola
3:17
5Tin Cup Chalice
3:38
6Knees of My Heart
2:41
7Money Back Guarantee
4:25
8When the Coast Is Clear
2:58
9Biloxi
5:39
10Distantly In Love
2:51
11Coconut Telegraph
3:00
12Stars On the Water
3:17
13Who's the Blonde Stranger?
3:45
14I Have Found Me a Home
3:54
15Christmas In the Caribbean
3:12
16Volcano
3:39
17Brown Eyed Girl
3:52
18Cheeseburger In Paradise
2:53
1Fins
3:26
2The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
4:09
3Tampico Trauma
4:36
4Livingston Saturday Night
3:11
5Cuban Crime of Passion
3:41
6First Look
3:55
7The Wino and I Know
3:04
8The Great Filling Station Holdup
3:03
9Why Don't We Get Drunk
2:44
10Elvis Imitators
2:20
11Pencil Thin Mustache
2:52
12Kick It In Second Wind
3:58
13Desperation Samba (Halloween In Tijuana)
3:31
14When Salome Plays the Drum
3:29
15They Don't Dance Like Carmen No More
2:54
16The Pascagoula Run
3:21
17Sending the Old Man Home
3:24
18Domino College
3:58
1Come Monday
3:09
2Defying Gravity
2:43
3Survive
4:50
4Incommunicado
3:41
5I Heard I Was In Town
3:38
6Ballad of Spider John
4:28
7Little Miss Magic
4:02
8California Promises
3:40
9If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
3:27
10African Friend
4:02
11Everlasting Moon
3:55
12Pre-You
5:17
13Middle of the Night
3:16
14Coast of Marseilles
5:03
15Island
3:55
16He Went To Paris
3:30
17Stars Fell On Alabama
4:15
18Changing Channels
3:32
19Twelve Volt Man
3:59

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