Eat Junk

[Intro]

Look after your body (Yes)

You only get one body

Without that body, you're nobody

Everybody listen to me

Look after your body

[Verse 1]

It seems like nobody cares

How their body will be in five years

Okay, now blowing smoke in the air

But cancer doesn't have an antidote so

Stop takin' life for a joke (No joke)

I've had it up to here

Kids smoking in their pre-school years

'Cause of the pressure they get from their peers

Some of the kids have the nerve

To stop me and ask, "Do I get served?"

I'mma teach them a lesson

Next kid to ask me to get served

I'mma take his 2 quid

[Chorus]

Everybody please listen to me and look after your body

If not, you might end up a dead body

'Cause all you wanna do is

Eat junk, smoke skunk, get drunk

All you wanna do is

Eat junk, smoke skunk, get drunk

All you ever do is

Eat junk, smoke skunk, get drunk

All you wanna do is

Eat junk, smoke skunk, get drunk

[Verse 2]

Listen up

All the guys that think they can live off them greasy fries

They ain't potatoes, that's lies!

Takeaway and junk food's bad for your heart

I don't care if you're skinny from the start

Them fries will leave you supersized

Junk food looks good to the eyes

But it don't look good on the thighs

If your tummy's in a funny mood

Go home and have some mummy's food

That way, you know what you're eatin'

Unless mum works in Burger King

[Chorus]

Everybody please listen to me and look after your body

If not, you might end up a dead body

'Cause all you wanna do is

Eat junk, smoke skunk, get drunk

All you wanna do is

Eat junk, smoke skunk, get drunk

All you ever do is

Eat junk, smoke skunk, get drunk

All you wanna do is

Eat junk, smoke skunk, get drunk

[Verse 3]

Listen up

All the people that are out there drinkin' bubbly

When really, they're supposed to be

Buyin' bread and pampers

Instead, they're buyin' champers

Waving drunk and disorderly

And two years down the line

Their liver's not workin' properly

Drinkin' gives you confidence

It's not a coincidence

Your prospects don't look promising

'Cause can't stop yourself from vomitin'

[Chorus]

Everybody please listen to me and look after your body

If not, you might end up a dead body

'Cause all you wanna do is

Eat junk, smoke skunk, get drunk

All you wanna do is

Eat junk, smoke skunk, get drunk

All you ever do is

Eat junk, smoke skunk, get drunk

All you wanna do is

Eat junk, smoke skunk, get drunk

[Outro]

That’s right

Look after your body

I know you've all got rotten teeth

Achin' joints

Aches and pains

Asthma

Stomach aches