Power

[Intro: Tim Westwood]

Grime is in a state of emergency

The scene is in chaos

We need a superhero to save the day

Who can we get?

(I know, let's get Superman!)

Fuck that pantyhose-wearing bitch!

(OK, my bad, let's get Batman!)

That motherfucker can't do shit, he's a wasteman!

(Alright, alright, I've got it, get the Ninja Turtles)

Are you out of your fucking mind?

They're a bunch of poomplex derkheads!

No, we need a super showerman. We need Jme

(Who is Jme?)

Jme was a grime MC from the ends

Until he met Mr V

Mr V. was a mad scientist who produced a track that gave Jme an incredible superpower. Anything Jme touched multiplied, duplicated and replicated. Jme had the power to clone anything. He could turn a Big Mac meal into a feast for a thousand. A KFC variety bucket will feed the world. Jme is the superhero we need!

It's Mr. V

[Verse 1: Jme]

Yeah blud, it's a lot

I've been at home all day

'Cloning £50 notes, this is sick

But it's a bit bait

'Cause all the serial numbers are the same

So I can't spend them in the same place

I was gonna put a deposit on a flat

Instead, I might just give 'em all out to the mandem

This is jokes

I don't know what to do next

I've already cloned my TV, my iMac

All my garms and creps

I know Skepta wanted these jeans

So look, see?

I could've made a million by now

But then everybody will find out

Blud, this is nang

[Chorus: Jme]

You've got nothing, you've got nothing

You want something so you need power

Don't abuse your power, don't abuse your power

Don't abuse your power (Mr. V)

[Verse 2: Jme]

Oi, oi, MsM, let me clone your chain

In fact

I'ma find the guy with the massivest chain

Clone it and then give it back

Oh my god, I'm so dumb

What am I thinking?

With my powers, I should be stopping

All the poverty in Africa and all them tings

But the media will speculate

Them feds will interrogate

MI5 will investigate

That's just too b-bait

(Blud, there's feds following us)

Huh? Wait

I cloned Westwood's car

It's got the same registration plate

Man, this is peak

[Chorus: Jme]

You've got nothing, you've got nothing

You want something so you need power

Don't abuse your power, don't abuse your power

Don't abuse your power (Mr. V)

[Verse 3: Jme]

Alright, alright, think, think, think

What can I do? Where can I go?

First things first, get these fake 50s

And throw 'em out the window

Alright, Jme, calm down

Acting like you've been cloning P

When I got the power to clone

I wish I could unclone, see?

Now look at me, taking chase

Cloning traffic lights, cloning gates

Cloning pot holes, no escape

Oi MSM, pass me my jacket

Here you are, zip it up tight

When I pull over, just run for your life

I'ma do a handbrake skid

And we'll disappear into the night

Flipping hell, man

These feds are on a mission

They must really wanna catch man

They want their commission

That's it, I'm stuck

Behind this tree

And they know I'm here

I'm gonna clone me