Shut Up And Dance

[Intro]

Plasticman

This is the Plasticman

Listening to Plasticman

'Cause this is the Plasticman

J-m-e

And Plasticman

It's Plasticman

Spinning the Plasticman

Plasticman

Spinning the Plasticman

Plasticman

Spinning the Plasticman

Yo

Dance

[Verse 1]

It's not about shanks all the time

Grab a girl and skank from behind

Everybody thinks to MC good

Your lyrics must be about livin' in the 'hood

Causin a racket, causin a noise

Not enough females, too many boys

Just dance on your heel and toe

Dance 'till you get an A-S-B-O

[Break]

Put your hands at eye level

Elbows out, but be careful

Move 'em up and down with your knees

And lean forward 20 degrees

And dance

And move to the beat

And dance

And move to the beat

And dance

And move to the beat

And dance

And move to the beat

And dance

[Chorus]

I don't care what you think

If you can't dance, go have a drink

Plasticman's giving you the chance

Everybody please, shutup and dance

I don't care what you think

If you can't dance, go have a drink

Plasticman's giving you the chance

Everybody please, shutup and dance

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

[Verse 2]

Take a rest

Cause sweats coming through your dress

Gather all your friends and find

Your way to the bar, it's beverage time

Get drunk on Stellas, Red Stripes or the ones

With umbrellas

Don't worry if you can't drink more

Find your way back to the dancefloor

[Break]

Put your hands at eye level

Elbows out, but be careful

Move 'em up and down with your knees

And lean forward 20 degrees

And dance

And move to the beat

And dance

And move to the beat

And dance

And move to the beat

And dance

And move to the beat

And dance

[Chorus]

I don't care what you think

If you can't dance, go have a drink

Plasticman's giving you the chance

Everybody please, shutup and dance

I don't care what you think

If you can't dance, go have a drink

Plasticman's giving you the chance

Everybody please, shutup and dance

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

And move

And dance

[Verse 3]

Be careful who you chat to on the e-mail

It's a picture of a girl, but it's a shemale

I don't care if you're Samantha mumba

I still won't give out my number

Only if I see her chest and bumper live

Or on the web camera

If I want to, I'll give out my O2

If she's older, I'll give out my Voda

See I got bare phones, I take the mick

I still don't know what Facebook is

I'm messing about, talk to me

I'll be on MSN, about quarter to 3

It's Jamie, add my Hotmail

Girls on MSN think I'm a hot male

What, you think I can't get girls?

Haha, very funny, L-O-L

[Chorus]

I don't care what you think

If you can't dance, go have a drink

Plasticman's giving you the chance

Everybody please, shutup and dance

I don't care what you think

If you can't dance, go have a drink

Plasticman's giving you the chance

Everybody please, shutup and dance

[Break]

Put your hands at eye level

Elbows out, but be careful

Move 'em up and down with your knees

And lean forward 20 degrees

And dance

And move to the beat

And dance

And move to the beat

And dance

And move to the beat

And dance

And move to the beat

And dance