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Joe Walsh – Alphabetical Order (1991) | Track profile | Dork

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Joe Walsh
Ordinary Average Guy
Alphabetical Order

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Alphabetical Order

Release date: 23rd April 1991

From Ordinary Average Guy

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About This Track

"Alphabetical Order" is a track by Joe Walsh, from the album Ordinary Average Guy, released 23rd April 1991. Full lyrics are available below.

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Joe Walsh

Joe Walsh

Lyrics

Alphabetical Order

!

A A

Triple A!

(Triple A?)

A! A! A!

U can B 1

U can B 1 2

2 B or not 2 B

C?

ABC R E Z

ABC R fun

A!

Alphabetical order

Here we go...

UFO on LSD

R2D2, C3P0, how 'bout ET?

ABC, BBC, CBN, NBC

MTV, VH1, HBO, CNN

SCTV, SAT

Degree? BA, BN, BS, A! How about BAC? A!

Alphabetical order

A! A! A!

Alphabetical order, from A to Z

Alphabetical order, its E Z

EWI, MAED, BAR, A! ERA

PMS, IUD, VD, HIV, R U 1 2? R O!

DNA, SnM, CLC, ILBT, X!

Alphabetical order, from A to Z

Alphabetical order, its E Z

A! CIA, KGB, FBI, IRN, TRW

IOU, CPA, SOS, A!

1 W not 2!

W 3D, ORH, EIEIO

IOC, PS, NESTLES, ROLAIDS, RESPECT

MICKEY Y? Y? Because we like U

USA! A!

Alphabetical order!

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Track details

From Ordinary Average Guy

1991

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Album

Ordinary Average Guy

Release year

1991

—Ordinary Average Guy
—I'm Actin' Different
—Look at Us Now
—The Gamma Goochee
—Up All Night
—Where I Grew Up (Prelude to School Days)
—School Days
—Alphabetical Order
—Two Sides to Every Story
—You Might Need Somebody

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