Vote for Me

I'd like to announce my candidacy

I'd appreciate it if you'd vote for me

I want to be Vice President

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If I was Vice President you know what I'd do?

Pretty much anything I wanted to

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I'd have a first class seat on Air Force One

An awesome pad in Washington...D.C. (If you vote for me)

Play golf all day with heads of state

If they brought beer wouldn't that be great? I can't wait!

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Well there are an awful lot of issues important to me

Here's my campaign policy

Legislation, education

Occupation, arbitration

Conversation, equalization

Immigration, itemization

Immigration, race relations

Imitation, hospitalization...

I'm freaking out vote for me!

Well it's the land of the brave, the home of the free

That's the funny thing about democracy

A vote for me, is a vote for me!