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Watermelon

From Dinner in America Soundtrack - Single1:50

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"Watermelon" is a track by John + Jane Q. Public, from the album Dinner in America Soundtrack - Single. The track is 1:50 long. Full lyrics are available below.

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Watermelon

I'm a watermelon slammed into your driveway
Crack me open so I feel the air inside me
Like a tongue, tongue
In my ear drum, dum-dum
Music boyfriend, I'm your yum-yum
Call me and I'll come

Fuck the rest of 'em
Fuck 'em all
Fuck 'em all but us

Am I dreaming, or did you just kiss me?
You don't know it, but you already miss me
Like a tongue, tongue
In my eardrum, dum-dum
Music boyfriend, I'm your yum-yum
Call me and I'll come

Fuck the rest of 'em
Fuck 'em all
Fuck 'em all but us

Fuck the rest of 'em
Fuck 'em all
Fuck 'em all but us

But us, but us
Fuck 'em all but us

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From Dinner in America Soundtrack - Single

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