Bony Moronie

[Verse 1]

I got a girl named Bony Moronie

She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni

Got to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on

She's not very fat, just skin and bone

[Chorus]

Well now I love her, she loves me

Oh how happy, now we gonna be

Making love underneath the apple tree

[Verse 2]

I told her mama and her papa too

Just exactly what I'm gonna do

We're gonna get married on a night in June

Rock 'n' roll by the light of the silvery moon

[Chorus]

Well now I love her, she loves me

Oh how happy, now we gonna be

Making love underneath the apple tree

[Verse 3]

She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire

She's a real up setter, she's a real live wire

Everybody's watching when my baby walks by

She's so good looking, really catches the eye

[Chorus]

Well now I love her, she loves me

Oh how happy, now we gonna be

Making love underneath the apple tree

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