I Wandered

On balmy seas and pernie schooners

On strivers and warming things

In a peanut coalshed clad

I wandered happy as a jew

To meet good Doris Fing.

Past grisby trees and hulky builds

Past ratters and bradder sheep

In a resus baby stooped

I wandered hairy as a dog

To get a goobites sleep

Down hovey lanes and stoney claves

Down ricketts and sticklys myth

In a fatty hebrew gurth

I wandered humply as a sock

To meet bad Bernie Smith