The Great Wok

Hello, hello, testing, testing

At this time of year... oh, let me first introduce myself

Maybe you have heard me before, I am the great wok

And as you know, the great wok must be done

Now, at this time of year when brahama is in Brahma

The day of Brahma is set to last one thousand years and its night is of equal length

Well, for us human being, this is the end of the year now

And our minds turns towards what is laughably called the future

No mind can comprehend the infinite and absolute anon munsch mars stunvelly humpff

As we say in the Himalayas

Now let me tell you, my resolution of the year 1979 is to renounce complete everything

But complete luxury and self indulgence

Now I suggest this is going to be very, very difficult, very difficult indeed

I feel it's my duty, not only as a human being but as a person

Or was it not George Formy who said there are four billion three hundred and twenty million

Mortal or earth years which is one day of Brahma

So, one way of looking at it is simply not to look at it at all

And that's exactly what we're going to do now

So we'll settle down, deeply, I hope, and comfortably in an easy chair

And then, lay back, put the incense on, light the candles and give yourself a hard time