[Verse 1]
Keep your windows down, catch a chill if you will
To turn a trick or two and learn something new
Turn your colour brown, be alright for a night
I'll drive you home by 8, and it's a lucky day
[Verse 2]
And it's an old trick, sue me if it don't stick
Have another lick and put it in the back
And if you like, we'll label it the first stone
Let it quench your thirst, you never sank
So don't be sad, sad, sad, sad
[Verse 3]
I saw him coming, said my sins ain't worth it
But I know these tricks are older than him
I worked in the circus and I know on the surface
Though I'm wise, I'm also pretty and slim
We can work it out, you can call the prices down
I'll put 'em up again 'cause you know I'm not a clown
Turning tricks for you was the turning of the screw
Well, screw this, I'm a fool, but I won't be your fool, tool, stool, fuel, fuel
[Verse 4]
You try my wits so you know it fits
I'm unusual through and through
No mirrors, no smoke, this trick ain't a joke
I'll saw you right in two
[Verse 5]
Honey don't be cute, you'll ruin my best suit
Well, hang it all to hell, I'll iron it myself
You cut the thing in two, now what's a man to do?
Well, I can't feel my legs, I put the hacksaw on the shelf
Put the hacksaw on