Old Tricks

[Verse 1]

Keep your windows down, catch a chill if you will

To turn a trick or two and learn something new

Turn your colour brown, be alright for a night

I'll drive you home by 8, and it's a lucky day

[Verse 2]

And it's an old trick, sue me if it don't stick

Have another lick and put it in the back

And if you like, we'll label it the first stone

Let it quench your thirst, you never sank

So don't be sad, sad, sad, sad

[Verse 3]

I saw him coming, said my sins ain't worth it

But I know these tricks are older than him

I worked in the circus and I know on the surface

Though I'm wise, I'm also pretty and slim

We can work it out, you can call the prices down

I'll put 'em up again 'cause you know I'm not a clown

Turning tricks for you was the turning of the screw

Well, screw this, I'm a fool, but I won't be your fool, tool, stool, fuel, fuel

[Verse 4]

You try my wits so you know it fits

I'm unusual through and through

No mirrors, no smoke, this trick ain't a joke

I'll saw you right in two

[Verse 5]

Honey don't be cute, you'll ruin my best suit

Well, hang it all to hell, I'll iron it myself

You cut the thing in two, now what's a man to do?

Well, I can't feel my legs, I put the hacksaw on the shelf

Put the hacksaw on