La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la
Away, away, I went on down to Baldur's Gate on holiday
Away, away, I went on down to Baldur's Gate on holiday
I went to Auntie Ethel's, please don't ask me why
She said she'd take my tadpole, but she just took my eye
She called me, "Little Petal," then I almost died
Because I took away her unborn child supply
Away, away, I went to Auntie Ethel's on a holiday
Away, away, I went to Auntie Ethel's on a holiday
Oh, I went to Raphael's, to the House of Hope
He asked for me to sell my soul and I said, "Nope!"
He said that I should stick to the devil that I know
I told him he could stay in Hell and drink a glass of coke
Away, away, I went to Raphael's on a holiday
Away, away, I went to Raphael's on a holiday
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la
I went to Emerald Grove, I met a sexy bear
Or really just a druid elf, but also a bear
He leaned in for a kiss, my vampire boyfriend was right there
He said, "Oh, don't you worry, I think that we can share"
Away, away, I went to Emerald Grove on a holiday
Away, away, I went to Emerald Grove on a holiday
So I went to Elminster's, he said he was inclined
To cordially adjourn for a restorative respite
Presumably jointly, lest frugal and contrite
I didn't understand a single word of that shite
Away, away, I went to Elminster's on a holiday
Away, away, I went to Elminster's on a holiday, hey!
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la
Oh, I went up to my camp, all my friends are here
Our life is an adventure, our hearts are filled with cheer
And if they all should perish, I will not shed a tear
Just give some gold to Withers, they all reappear
Away, away, I went on down to Baldur's Gate on holiday
Away, away, I went on down to Baldur's Gate on holiday
Away, away, I went on down to Baldur's Gate on holiday
Away, away, I went on down to Baldur's Gate on holiday
I went on down to Baldur's Gate on holiday
Woo!
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