Lead Balloon

[Verse 1]

"Kiss my ass!" I said, and I threw my drink

Tequila trickling down his business suit

Must be the Irish blood, fight before you think

Turn it now, you can't kowtow, you can't undo it

[Chorus]

It's his town and that went down like a lead balloon

Lead lead lead lead balloon

He said, sic her, Rover, that went over like a lead balloon

Lead lead lead lead balloon, lead balloon

[Verse 2]

An angry man is just an angry man

But an angry woman, bitch

I had to ask him for a helping hand

It came with the heart of a Bonaparte, of a frozen fish

[Chorus]

It's his town and that went down like a lead balloon

Lead lead lead lead balloon

He said, sic her, Rover, that went over like a lead balloon

Lead lead lead lead balloon, lead balloon

[Bridge]

Lead balloon, lead lead lead lead balloon

Lead balloon, lead lead lead lead balloon

Lead balloon, lead lead lead lead balloon

Lead balloon

[Chorus]

It's his town and that went down like a lead balloon

Lead lead lead lead balloon

He said, sic her, Rover, that went over like a lead balloon

Lead lead lead lead balloon, lead balloon

[Outro]

Lead balloon

Lead lead lead lead balloon

Lead lead lead lead balloon

Lead balloon