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Joost

Zoekmachine

Release date: 2026

From Unity Plus
Spotify

About This Track

"Zoekmachine" is a track by Joost, from the album Unity Plus, released 2026. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Joost.

About the Artist

Joost

Joost

Lyrics

Zoekmachine

[Intro: Pieter Frijters]

Wat je mag begrijpen is dat wanneer je op zoek bent naar alleen maar rood

Dan zie je uiteindelijk alleen maar rood

[Pre-Chorus]

Volgens de huisarts

Heb ik een muisarm

Maar ben het niet met hem eens

Ik moet langs de Kruidvat

Ergonomische muismat

Ik koop hem meteen

Er vallen schilfers van m'n huid af

Vlekken bij m'n buik man

Straks heb ik ook nog eczeem

Zit elke dag thuis man

Nee er is geen uitgang

Ik ben het probleem

[Chorus]

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hypochondrie

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hypochondrie

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hypochondrie

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hypochondrie

[Verse 1]

M'n hele leven bеn ik hypochonder

Opeens ben ik genеzen, ja het is een wonder

Net als telekinese is het best bijzonder

Want het stormt in mijn hoofd, er is bliksem en donder

De apotheek geeft geen garantie

Dus ik pop maar een placebo

De dokter op vakantie

Dus ik ga maar langs de FEBO

Ik ben ziek

Google zegt ik moet chemo

Ben in paniek

Sinds de tijden van LEGO

[Pre-Chorus]

Volgens de huisarts

Heb ik een muisarm

Maar ben het niet met hem eens

Ik moet langs de Kruidvat

Ergonomische muismat

Ik koop hem meteen

Er vallen schilfers van m'n huid af

Vlekken bij m'n buik man

Straks heb ik ook nog eczeem

Zit elke dag thuis man

Nee er is geen uitgang

Ik ben het probleem

[Chorus]

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hypochondrie

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hypochondrie

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hypochondrie

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hypochondrie

[Verse 2]

Ik voel me super kut

Al die pillen hebben geen nut

Want ik denk dat ik alles heb

De dokter en m'n zus

De caissière bij de Plus

Ze verklaren me voor gek

Google bijdehand

Nee het is niet vergezocht

Ben vorig jaar gebeten

Door een Duitse herdershond

Iemand help me!

Ik ben erg gewond

Ik denk dat ik ga sterven

Maar ben kerngezond

[Pre-Chorus]

Volgens de huisarts

Heb ik een muisarm

Maar ben het niet met hem eens

Ik moet langs de Kruidvat

Ergonomische muismat

Ik koop hem meteen

Er vallen schilfers van m'n huid af

Vlekken bij m'n buik man

Straks heb ik ook nog eczeem

Zit elke dag thuis man

Nee er is geen uitgang

Ik ben het probleem

[Chorus]

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hypochondrie

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hypochondrie

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hypochondrie

Hy-hy-hy-hy-hypochondrie

[Outro]

Ben verliefd op mijn zoekmachine

Ben ve-ve-ve-verliefd op mijn zoekmachine

Ben verliefd op mijn zoekmachine

Ben ve-ve-ve-verliefd op mijn zoekmachine

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2026
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