Jersey Clowns

Tell the boys in the back

Danny's crashed his cadillac

He ain't hurt anybody

At least he wasn't drinking

He was just outside Detriot

You know those roads they are all broke

You can't get anyplace

There ain't no point in driving

He's flying in today

He's been all around the usa

He's seen every state at least twice

He's gonna break the news

That his ladies runnin' loose

Yea its getting around

I gotta tell him the truth

But I dont wanna do it

Don't wanna bring him down

Cause being down with some Jersey clowns

Can almost drive you insane

What a shame he's been away

Cause he's worked so hard to pay those bills

He's got two kids from his marraige before

And I wonder what makes him stay

You know it ain't the first time

She's played him like this a thousand times

It won't be the last

He's gonna break the news

That his ladies runnin' loose

Yea its getting around

I gotta tell him the truth

But I dont wanna do it

Don't wanna bring him down

Cause being down with some Jersey clowns

Can almost drive you insane

Tell the boys in the back

You've got some room for Dan

I'm sure he'd be greatful

He's coming home today

He's gonna break the news

That his ladies runnin' loose

Yea its getting around

I gotta tell him the truth

But I dont wanna do it

Don't wanna bring him down

Cause being down with some Jersey clowns

Can almost drive you insane

Being down with some jersey clowns

Can almost drive you insane

Insane