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Bernard?

Release date: 13th August 2021

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"Bernard?" is a track by Joy Orbison, released 13th August 2021. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Joy Orbison.

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Joy Orbison

Joy Orbison

Lyrics

Bernard?

This is really fucking mad

I've had a really mad spiritual day

But I've just thought, "I ain't [? 3:29] that cunt

I said, "Oi, you"

You sent me a fucking message [?] saying I've had one chat

And you were further down the line

And it was you, my favourite cousin

Well, number two, Daniel's number one, you're number two

Alright? And here's how it goes

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Bernard?

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