Sober as a Drunk

I'm as sober as a drunk

I don't think about you, baby
I don't really miss you at all
I don't sit back and wonder if or if it isn't my fault, no
I don't lie awake at night rewindin' your goodbyes
Come to think about it, I'm better off

I'm as sober as a drunk
I'm as high as rock bottom
Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar
Hopin' you walk in
My mind is clear as a cloud
I'm as happy as a teardrop
Rollin' off my cheek into my drink
Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa, oh, oh

If I called you 12 times last night, it was an accident
I was really tryin' to hit the next number on my favorites list
I didn't buy a bunch of shots for your friends
And talk a lot about how I want you back again

I'm as sober as a drunk
I'm as high as rock bottom
Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar
Hopin' you walk in
My mind is clear as a cloud
I'm as happy as a teardrop
Rollin' off my cheek into my drink
Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
I'm as sober as a drunk

I'm as sobеr as a drunk
I'm as high as rock bottom
As free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar
Hopin' you walk in
My mind is clear as a cloud
I'm as happy as a tеardrop
Rollin' off my cheek into my drink
Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love

Rollin' off my cheek into my drink
Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa, oh, oh
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa, oh, oh

I don't think about you, baby
I don't really miss you at all