[Lyrics from recording]
[Intro]
Um, I'd like to introduce myself
Coming to a theatre near you, something or really like- right now
It's Kanye To The
Ayy, he's livin' a movie you know?
So um, get your popcorn, get your condiments
Turn your cellphones off
You don't want to miss nothing
[Verse 1]
I had a sad fake nigga try to sell me a Nick
He said, "Analyze this, this is as good as it gets"
And don't be astounded by the purple haze
It ain't gon' be the color of Purple Rain
I told em, "spray it on, light it up, set it off man"
And how hot? It better make any cough man
And them shrooms will have a man on the moon
Cooking up blow in a boiler room
I want to do an [?] X influencе
I want the X-Men around me, Malcolm X for thе youth
And like, no one man should have that power
Get all that powder in 48 hours
Niggas think they kingpins
Well "king" can be "dork"
They probably just queens of comedy
If you in my things, you suicide kings
There's only three kings, me, myself, and Irene
[Chorus]
And I'm living a movie, not living by rules
It's just a movie, don't lose your cool
And I'm living a movie, not living by rules
It's just a movie, don't lose your cool
Sit back and enjoy the show
[Verse 2]
They call me Edward Scissorhands 'cause I'm trying to cut
She claim she got cramps, I'm gon' get you to suck
And you not gon' use your teeth, you hear?
You gon' find out what lies beneath right here
The preacher's wife don't give head, get a divorce, man
The kids been calling you the headless horseman like
Sleepy Hollow, see she swallow
Suck like old girl got booed at Apollo 13, ghosts
Use my hollow, man, for Friday Thirteenth
You be ghost from the toast
Niggas who drop names is, oh, so shameless
Get a chain that's stainless, they almost famous
My bling got 'em calling me Lord of the Rings
Shining make it hard for her to do the right thing
But I don't say a word, I'll never tell
Until you get a Kanye beat, you'll never sell
[Chorus]
And I'm living a movie, not living by rules
It's just a movie, don't lose your cool
And I'm living a movie, not living by rules
It's just a movie, don't lose your cool
Sit back and enjoy the show
[Verse 3]
I know Something About Mary, m-hm
I know what you did last summer before When Sally Met Harry
Back when I was sprung on carry
Must've been on some Shallow Hal
'Cause she definetely wasn't no Halle Berry
I guess I did it for the glory
[?] God damn it, ain't a story
My Christmas Story, Shorty talking about my outfit
But they quit, now shooting all yall kids
Don't forget, my school days back in Cooly [?]
I wasn't just certain just cruise, just cruise around
Joked around and Dr. Giggles in the hospital
Dawg, I was Dr Dolittle was possible
While [?] like Kevin Cost to do
I'm American Paper, like a prostitute
I'm tellin', this relationship is like a first [?] to fight club
Don't talk about fight club
[Chorus]
And I'm living a movie, not living by rules
It's just a movie, don't lose your cool
And I'm living a movie, not living by rules
It's just a movie, don't lose your cool
Sit back and enjoy the show
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