Intro (Review Copy for Entertainment Weekly)

[Skit: DeRay Davis]

Kanye, can I talk to you for a minute?

Me and the other faculty members was wonderin'

Could you do a lil' som—

Lil— maybe a— sum' like a ham, but if you be for the ham's, in the hoods

Somethin' beautiful, somethin' that the kids is gon' love when they hear it

That's gon' make them start jumpin' up and down, and sharin' candy and stuff

Think you could probably do somethin', for the kids, for graduation to sing?

Hmm...

I'm ticklin' watchin you, and i trust your chuds man

To do something respectful, you hear me?

Umm, umm, umm

Kan— can— can— you just— can you?

Can you do the song?