My Aphrodisiac Is You

[Verse 1]

Some people say

That oysters make you come on strong

But I don't buy it

I don't believe my diet turns me on

Won't take no pills

That's the last thing that I need to do

I can't deny it

My aphrodisiac is you

[Chorus]

Alright, I could sniff some powdered rhino horn

And go to bed in rubber gloves

But I don't need no stimulation

Potions, balms or embrocation

I'm in love

[Verse 2]

In other words

Don't smoke no grass

Or opium from old Hong Kong

That hubble-bubble

Just makes me see you double

All night long

Don't waste my time

With Spanish fly and roots to chew

They cause me trouble

Because my aphrodisiac is you

[Chorus]

Alright, I could sniff some powdered rhino horn

And go to bed in rubber gloves

But I don't need no stimulation

Potions, balms or embrocation

I'm in love

[Verse 3]

Some people like

To read the Kama Sutra first

But I don't need it

I think if I should read it

I'd be worse

Don't ask me why

Because baby, I ain't got a clue

I just can see that

My aphrodisiac is you