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Kid Kapichi
Here’s What You Could Have Won
Smash the Gaff

TRACK

Smash the Gaff

Release date: 21st September 2022

From Here’s What You Could Have WonTrack 103:26

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Lyrics

Smash the Gaff

Work hard
Play fair
Low cholesterol
Full head of hair

Eat well
Don't swear
Fill up the Volvo
With a thousand mile stare, thinkin'

I'm happy
So happy
So glad my
Mum had me
I'm lucky
So lucky
So happy

Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Take that

He's at the village fair
He's screaming "I don't care!"
Inside his head, of course
Time flies with no remorse

He dreams of younger days
Late nights and escapades
Where did it all go wrong?
Inside his head he's thinking:

I'm happy
So happy
So glad my
Mother had me
I'm lucky
So lucky
So happy

Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Take that

Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Take that

Baseball bat!
Take that!
Smash the gaff!
Take that!

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

Track details

From Here’s What You Could Have Won

3:262022

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Album

Here’s What You Could Have Won

22nd September 2022

Track number

10

Release year

2022

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4I.N.V.U.

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Kid Kapichi — Shoe Size (from Fearless Nature) [2:55]
Kid Kapichi — Stainless Steel (from Fearless Nature) [3:25]
Kid Kapichi — Rabbit Hole (from Fearless Nature) [4:33]
Kid Kapichi — Worst Kept Secret (from Fearless Nature) [4:18]
Kid Kapichi — If You've Got Legs (from Fearless Nature) [3:54]
Kid Kapichi — Head Right (from Fearless Nature) [2:56]
Kid Kapichi — Saviour (from Fearless Nature) [4:08]
Kid Kapichi — Patience (from Fearless Nature) [3:48]
Kid Kapichi — Intervention (from Fearless Nature) [2:38]
Kid Kapichi — Dark Days Are Coming (from Fearless Nature) [4:39]
Kid Kapichi — Leader Of The Free World (from Fearless Nature) [4:36]
Kid Kapichi — Can EU Hear Me? (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [2:58]
Kid Kapichi — Zombie Nation (feat. Suggs) (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [3:17]
Kid Kapichi — The Sun Never Sets on Planet Cool (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [3:39]
Kid Kapichi — Tamagotchi (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [3:34]
Kid Kapichi — Get Down (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [3:40]
Kid Kapichi — Oliver Twist (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [3:37]
Kid Kapichi — Jimi (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [3:46]
Kid Kapichi — Let's Get To Work (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [3:01]
Kid Kapichi — Angeline (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [3:24]
Kid Kapichi — Newsnight (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [2:45]
Kid Kapichi — 999 (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [3:21]
Kid Kapichi — Subaru (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [3:07]
Kid Kapichi — Artillery (Live at the London Forum) (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [4:38]
Kid Kapichi — Artillery (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [3:26]
Kid Kapichi — New England (feat. Dumb Buoys Fishing Club) [Live at the London Forum feat. Dumb Buoys Fishing Club] (from There Goes the Neighbourhood (Deluxe)) [4:00]
Kid Kapichi — Get Down (from There Goes the Neighbourhood) [3:40]
Kid Kapichi — Let's Get To Work (from There Goes the Neighbourhood) [3:01]
Kid Kapichi — 999 (from There Goes the Neighbourhood) [3:21]
Kid Kapichi — Jimi (from There Goes the Neighbourhood) [3:45]
Kid Kapichi — Tamagotchi (from There Goes the Neighbourhood) [3:34]
Kid Kapichi — Zombie Nation (feat. Suggs) (from There Goes the Neighbourhood) [3:17]
Kid Kapichi — Artillery (from There Goes the Neighbourhood) [3:26]
Kid Kapichi — Can EU Hear Me? (from There Goes the Neighbourhood) [2:58]
Kid Kapichi — Angeline (from There Goes the Neighbourhood) [3:24]
Kid Kapichi — Oliver Twist (from There Goes the Neighbourhood) [3:37]
Kid Kapichi — Subaru (from There Goes the Neighbourhood) [3:07]
Kid Kapichi — 5 Days On (2 Days Off) (from Here's What You Could Have Won (Deluxe)) [2:52]
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Kid Kapichi — Rob the Supermarket (from Here's What You Could Have Won (Deluxe)) [2:15]
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Kid Kapichi — Never Really Had You (from Here's What You Could Have Won (Deluxe)) [3:10]
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Kid Kapichi — Special (Unplugged) (from Here's What You Could Have Won (Deluxe)) [4:38]
Kid Kapichi — Tar Pit (Unplugged) (from Here's What You Could Have Won (Deluxe)) [3:27]
Kid Kapichi — New England (feat. Bob Vylan) (from Here's What You Could Have Won (Deluxe)) [3:38]
Kid Kapichi — Super Soaker (from Here's What You Could Have Won (Deluxe)) [2:59]
Kid Kapichi — Rob the Supermarket (Bobby Wolfgang Remix) (from Here's What You Could Have Won (Deluxe)) [2:56]
Kid Kapichi — 5 Days On (2 Days Off) (from Here's What You Could Have Won) [2:52]
Kid Kapichi — Never Really Had You (from Here's What You Could Have Won) [3:10]
Kid Kapichi — Super Soaker (from Here's What You Could Have Won) [2:59]
Kid Kapichi — Rob the Supermarket (from Here's What You Could Have Won) [2:15]
Kid Kapichi — Party at No. 10 (from Here's What You Could Have Won) [2:06]
Kid Kapichi — New England (feat. Bob Vylan) (from Here's What You Could Have Won) [3:38]
Kid Kapichi — Special (from Here's What You Could Have Won) [4:49]
Kid Kapichi — Tar Pit (from Here's What You Could Have Won) [3:49]
Kid Kapichi — Smash the Gaff (from Here's What You Could Have Won) [3:26]
Kid Kapichi — Cops & Robbers (from Here's What You Could Have Won) [3:14]
Kid Kapichi — I.N.V.U. (from Here's What You Could Have Won) [2:44]
Kid Kapichi — 5 Days On (2 Days Off) (from Here’s What You Could Have Won) [2:52]
Kid Kapichi — Super Soaker (from Here’s What You Could Have Won) [2:59]
Kid Kapichi — New England (feat. Bob Vylan) (from Here’s What You Could Have Won) [3:38]
Kid Kapichi — Special (from Here’s What You Could Have Won) [4:49]
Kid Kapichi — Party at No. 10 (from Here’s What You Could Have Won) [2:06]
Kid Kapichi — Never Really Had You (from Here’s What You Could Have Won) [3:10]
Kid Kapichi — I.N.V.U. (from Here’s What You Could Have Won) [2:44]
Kid Kapichi — Cops & Robbers (from Here’s What You Could Have Won) [3:14]
Kid Kapichi — Tar Pit (from Here’s What You Could Have Won) [3:49]
Kid Kapichi — Rob the Supermarket (from Here’s What You Could Have Won) [2:15]
Kid Kapichi — Sardines (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [2:37]
Kid Kapichi — Self Saboteur (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [2:58]
Kid Kapichi — Violence (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [2:37]
Kid Kapichi — Working Man's Town (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [3:35]
Kid Kapichi — Thugs (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [2:48]
Kid Kapichi — Fomo Sapiens (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [3:31]
Kid Kapichi — Hope's a Never Ending Funeral (Live Version) (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [3:47]
Kid Kapichi — Working Man's Town (Acoustic Version) (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [3:52]
Kid Kapichi — Glitterati (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [3:08]
Kid Kapichi — Dotted Line (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [3:28]
Kid Kapichi — American Scream (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [3:34]
Kid Kapichi — First World Goblins (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [3:10]
Kid Kapichi — Lucky Ones (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [3:07]
Kid Kapichi — Hope's a Never Ending Funeral (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [3:47]
Kid Kapichi — Don't Kiss Me (I'm Infected) (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [2:50]
Kid Kapichi — What Would Your Mother Say (from This Time Next Year (Deluxe)) [2:54]
Kid Kapichi — Working Man’s Town
Kid Kapichi — Household Shame
Kid Kapichi — Glitterati (from Sugar Tax) [3:08]
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Kid Kapichi — Intro (from Lucozade Dreams) [0:46]
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Dark Days Are ComingFearless Nature
4:39
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2:56
If You've Got LegsFearless Nature
3:54
InterventionFearless Nature
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Leader Of The Free WorldFearless Nature
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3:48
Rabbit HoleFearless Nature
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SaviourFearless Nature
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Shoe SizeFearless Nature
2:55
Stainless SteelFearless Nature
3:25

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