Subaru

(Vroom, vroom)

I never listen that well, but my eyes work fine
Never been good at maths, but she's a 9.9
My geography sucks, yeah, but that's alright
We don't need Paris or Rome to have a good time

Now she's got me thinkin' 'bout her in her Calvin Klein's
Call me Kevin McCloud 'cause she's a Grand Design
And it's not just her body, I'm talking soul and mind
So, I spend a lot of money and I spend a lot of time
Thinking this girl feels like the one

But there's this problem I can't outrun

Her brother drives a Subaru
Her dad's a master in Kung Fu
They'd kill me if they ever knew
We've gotta keep it a secret
So don't you dare repeat it, or I'm doomed

Took her on a date to the cinema
Spent the whole two hours hiding in the dark
Never knew her brother liked Jurassic Park
'Cause he's T.N.T, and I'm the spark

Now, I don't even know why they don't like me, like me
It's like every time they see my face, they want to bite me
Maybe when I shook their hands I shook too lightly
So askin' for their blessing seems un-fuckin-likely, yeah

I know that she's the one
But there's this problem I can't outrun

Her brother drives a Subaru
Her dad's a master in Kung Fu
They'd kill me if they ever knew
We've gotta keep it a secret
So don't you dare repeat it

They tell me that I don't deserve her at all
Committed crimes in a past life
I think that they are just unreasonable
That's why we keep it a secret
And we don't dare repeat it

Her brother drives a Subaru
Her dad's a master in Kung Fu
I see them speeding up to my rearview
We've gotta move it, or lose it all

Her brother drives a Subaru
Her dad's a master in Kung Fu
They'd kill me if they ever knew
We've gotta keep it a secret
So don't you dare repeat it

Her brother drives a Subaru
Her dad's a master in Kung Fu
She's their princess and I'll never do
We've gotta keep it a secret
So don't you dare repeat it, or I'm doomed