Ladies of the Road

[Verse 1]

A flower lady's daughter

As sweet as holy water

Said, "I'm a school reporter

Please teach me", mmm, I taught her

[Verse 2]

Two-fingered Levi'd sister

Said, "Peace", I stopped I kissed her

Said, "I'm a male resister"

I smiled and just unzipped her

[Verse 3]

High-diving Chinese trender

Black hair and black suspender

Said, "Please, me no surrender

Just love to feel your Fender"

[Chorus]

All of you know that the girls of the road

Are like apples we stole in our youth

All of you know that the girls of the road

Been around and are versed in the truth

[Verse 4]

Stone-headed Frisco spacer

Ate all the meat I gave her

Said would I like to taste hers

And even craved the flavour

Like marron-glacéed fish bones

"Oh, lady, hit the road"

[Chorus]

All of you know that the girls of the road

Are like apples we stole in our youth

All of you know that the girls of the road

Been around and are versed in the truth

[Outro]

Ladies of the road

Ladies of the road

Ladies of the road

Ladies of the road