Evilest Man

[Intro]

(Woo!)

Evilest man (Woo!)

[Verse 1]

I had no choice but to ignore

The voices in the newspaper

I feel so sad from what I see

Misinformation around me

I have no faith in what I read

The tabloids and the TV screen

I see it just as clear as the

High definition images

[Chorus]

Don't wanna scare inaction into you

But what you read, you will turn into

Pull up your socks, or become a fox

Do you wanna be just like the evilest man?

Murdochian, woo!

[Verse 2]

How very long must his arms be

To span the distance he can reach?

To make all our four corners square

We're in his conservative lair

I wonder if he knows this song

Probably read it before it was done

He probably hacked my phone

I'll change the locks when I get home

[Chorus]

Don't wanna scare inaction into you

But what you read, you will turn into

Pull up your socks, or become a fox

Do you wanna be just like the evilest man?

Murdochian, woo!

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 1]

I had no choice but to ignore

The voices in the newspaper

I feel so sad from what I see

Misinformation around me

I have no faith in what I read

The tabloids and the TV screen

I see it just as clear as the

High definition images

[Verse 2]

How very long must his arms be

To span the distance he can reach?

To make all our four corners square

We're in his conservative lair

I wonder if he knows this song

Probably read it before it was done

He probably hacked my phone

I'll change the locks when I get home

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

[Outro]

Evilest man

Evilest man

Woo!